Text

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

image

(via a-book-of-creatures)

Text

texasthrillbilly:

image

(via rammadeus)

Text

elodieunderglass:

lazywitchling:

lazywitchling:

lazywitchling:

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

  • Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella
  • Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought…” just before thunder
  • Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh… [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “…yes O_o”
  • Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up
  • Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time
  • “Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.
image

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

Cheesewitching. I respect it.

(via zoreta)

Text

animentality:

image

(via natalieironside)

Video

acid-atlas:

protectyourdarlings:

thepurple-n:

sablesides:

giant-black-cat-huh:

athenathebamf:

sonsylady:

afrodesiacworldwide:

IG-@Thesamurairider

Go girl

I’m literally in love with her

If I wasn’t gay before…

image
image

Shaina West aka. The Samurider is an Actor, Stunt Person, Martial Artist, Personal Trainer, Influencer and Brand Ambassador. She draws inspiration from her love of Japanese culture, martial arts, samurai, anime and motorbikes.

image
image
image
image
image
image

btw: she’s in the upcoming Black Widow movie 😍 and—

image
image
image

holyfuckingshitballs. 💖 

[i am looking respectfully]

(via zoreta)

Text

titkoks-old:

image

(Source: tiktok.com, via zoreta)

Video
Text

jethroq:

image

(via the-gayest-dovah)

Text

jackieflan1:

outerspacejellyfish:

catasters:

image
image

@trajektoria how dare you hide this in the tags

Be not afraid

(via whabababy)

Text

cryoverkiltmilk:

minnow-doodle-doo:

image

Then Jason never kills again.

the shockwave from that was visible from space

(via the-gayest-dovah)

Text

theabstruseone:

I slept in and just woke up, so here’s what I’ve been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

  • Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.
  • The official branding is that a tweet is now called “an X”, for which there are too many jokes to make.
  • The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn’t reclaim the username first.
  • The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.
  • Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name “X” in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for “X” in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.
  • The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term “X Japan” is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.
  • Elon had workers taking down the “Twitter” name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says “er”.
  • He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as “Xvideo”. Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

(via squidificati0n)

Text

everythingfox:

The quickest karma

(Source: instagram.com, via squidificati0n)

Text

aromancy:

aromancy:

lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

Finding out that Elon Musk was forced out as CEO of PayPal in favor of noted vampire Peter Thiel bc Elon Musk was adamant they keep it named “X dot com” instead of Paypal unlocks so much. His space company, his literal child, and now Twitter: it’s the world’s most inane Rosebud. He actually bought back the URL, like a cherished childhood sled (owning the right to name a website the letter “X”)

Some people told him it made more sense to have their banking company have a indicative name instead of generically being called “X” with vague allusions to being The Site For Everything, and he’ll prove those fools WRONG by getting the same things yelled at him over a different website’s name twenty years later

For twenty two years he’s been stewing about people telling him PayPal was a better name for a payment site than X. He was so invested in X dot com at the time they waited to hold the vote until he was on vacation. He has been furious over people saying “it’s better for our site to have a name that tells you what it is instead of a letter” since before 9/11. This is his entire life

Peter Thiel (maybe?) and Elon Musk hold credit cards labeled "X.com" while Paypal is shown on a monitor behind them.ALT

Pictured above: the only moment Elon Musk has ever been happy, before it turned to all-consuming rage and envy over a single letter

Is… is THAT why he called his space company SpaceX???

fr tho, I’m convinced at this point that he got divorced just so he could have another X.

(via the-gayest-dovah)

Text

autism-yaoi:

ladyshinga:

image

[ID: tweet by (mouse emoji) @Guiness_Pig that reads:

“Covid is over” “So I’ve heard.” “So why are you wearing a mask?” “Tuberculosis” (Longe pause, step back): “Well you shouldn’t be in public exposing others.” “My mask protects you. Besides, tuberculosis is only a Biosafety Level-3 airborne pathogen, just like covid.” (Blank stare). END ID]

(via squidificati0n)

Text

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

Hey Ron DeSantis hows your presidential campaign going? 

image
image
image

(via hisdirtymindedprincess)